Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.