What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.