What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.