Method Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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Mit Jokes More Mit Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..