How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..