What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.