What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.