What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What was the Feminist's least favorite subject?

Trigger-nometry.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!