How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.