How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

Menopause Jokes More Menopause Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.