How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Menopause Jokes More Menopause Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.