How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..