What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters