What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.