What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!