What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!