Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.