How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees."