How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.