Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.