What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit