How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.