How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.