How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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What is the difference man &amp?

woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.