What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.