What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.