40 Year Old Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

1920 Jokes More 1920 Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography