A midwife crisis
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She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
All of them
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
A midwife crisis.
With lots of drafts
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
One. Men can be Feminists, too.
Jose and Hose B
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
Stick a car windshield in front of her face.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
At some point they turned into Mummys
A magnetic banana.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
It was experiencing magnetopause.
