What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.