What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.