Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception