Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey