Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.