How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.