What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

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What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.