What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.