Hose A and Hose B
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
because he had Loco-Motive.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Because they cant tell jose from hose B
Jose and Hose B
Jose & Hose-B
Jos
Jose and Hose-B