What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!