What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.