What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!