What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.