What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.