What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.