How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.