How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa