How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!