How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.