Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Obey Jokes More Obey Jokes

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.