How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.