Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish