Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
One of them is actually wanted!
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
