What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!