How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.