How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

Wish Foundation Jokes More Wish Foundation Jokes

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."