How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.