Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation