Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.