Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!