Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.