How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."