Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
Baseball he's a pitcher.
It lacks gravity.
The track is alright."
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
Dunn Walking!!!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
He got hit by a bus.
What is a Yankee Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself.
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
Michael
They say he made a mint.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."
Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW
