Pitcher Jokes

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!