Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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me stops jumping: You would have said no

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up