Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

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What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.