Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D