What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D