What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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In case you get a hole in one!

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What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

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What's a Yankee?

It's a quickie....but you do it yourself

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!