Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"