What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.