What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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What is the healthiest college?

Rice

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS