What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "