The Rice-child was born.
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
She peed her pants (read out loud)
A drizzley bear.
They have bear feet
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
Oh comb all ye faithful'
All the dongs.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Pilaf.
Rice is.
