What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.