What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

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