Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.