Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.