What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !