What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.