What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !